Did you forget we were in the middle of a flashback? Quick, back to the present--now equipped with the knowledge of the origins of Dmitri's boundless aching rage!
Jason Edelstein's birthday was on Thursday of this past week. If you haven't seen it already, you can see his extremely special birthday comic right here.
Stay tuned for the thrilling and (excessively?) dramatic conclusion of Dmitri's tale. The final installment shall be installed on All Hallow's Eve itself, October 31st. How apropos is that?